please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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