My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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