ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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