i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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