I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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