i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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