Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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