i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
then he tried to convert me to islam
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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