Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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