Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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