his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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