So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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