Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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