Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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