Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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