ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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