WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
420 ftw
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
ok first of all what the fuck
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