Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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