And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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