omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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