why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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