I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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