Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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