Why are handjobs necessary in class?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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