He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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