Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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