he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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