Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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