i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Randomize
