If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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