The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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