You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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