Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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