at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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