Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you will always have a special place in my vag
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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