She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I look better un-naked...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I love having hate sex.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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