i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I smell like Dick and happiness
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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