I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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