with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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