think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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