Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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