I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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