halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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