I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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