Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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