I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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