Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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