just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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