hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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