Yo dont text me then not text me
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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