how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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