Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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