we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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