yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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