yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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