all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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