I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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