The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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