so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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