I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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