The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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