from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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