I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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