I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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