The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
only if we run a train.
done.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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